Please read the guidelines below before recording!
4/6/26: IMPORTANT! (Please Read!):
This is a new thing I’m testing out for free! I’m not sure if people will want to do this or not, but I want to be very clear!
I don’t know how long these videos will take to get out. I may not be able to use every submission I get.There are a few reasons for this:- Your submission might be too similar to something I’ve already done/planned/filmed.
- It might not be something I want to turn into a video right now.
- I’m not sure how many submissions I’ll get and don’t want to promise to do something I might not be able to do.If you have any ideas/suggestions/questions about the Hotline or how to make it better feel free to send me a message.
If you’re subscribed to the Rune, or Sword tier on my Patreon your submissions will be looked at first when choosing recordings for videos on Patreon, TikTok, or YouTube.These will also get priority when it comes to potentially being turned into videos.Please include the name and email attached to your Patreon with your submission so I know to prioritize it.Please only do this if you want to support me and my work, as I may not always be able to respond to every video that is sent in.
Who’s Calling?
- Say your First Name (or whatever you want to go by.)- Say your County/State in Appalachia
(You can say your actual county/state, make one up, or if you aren’t from around here, where are you from originally and where in Appalachia are you visiting?)
Now, What n’ All is Goin’ on?
- Describe what’s going on with as much detail as you want, have fun with it, but keep in mind for this testing phase, reports can only be 1 min 30 secs long.
Hold On a Second…
- When you’re recording, be sure to pause every now and then like you’re talking to someone on the other end of the line.
Remain Calm
- Now, I know if you’re calling this line you’re probably a bit stressed, but try to remember to record in a quiet place and speak at a steady pace. I may reach out if your audio quality isn’t great and ask you if you wouldn’t mind to re-record.
Go on now, Git!
- No spam, trolling, or inappropriate messages.
Fair Warning
- By submitting a voice message, you agree your recording may be used in videos, or streams.
One Thing at a Time
- If you have multiple encounters, submit them separately.
Now, I Don’t Need to Know All ’At!
- Do not include phone numbers, addresses, or private details.
Patreon Tiers
- If you are a member of my Patreon Please include the name and email attached to your Patreon with your submission so I know to prioritize it.